Foobarnacle

a placeholder that never lets go

Jul 8
(via elpasajero) (via elpasajero)

It’s a ferret with a hat on. It’s a ferret with a hat on.


Jul 7

Jul 6

Jul 5
Gorgeous Chanel F08 dress.
(via Trash Bag Aesthetics)

Gorgeous Chanel F08 dress.

(via Trash Bag Aesthetics)


Jul 3

ping pong asian style extreme

and man thighs


“Karate Kid #1 kept falling backwards and Karate Kid #2 had to keep pulling him back into a sitting position. We had been watching this for about 10 minutes when a guy in a kilt (complete with loafers and knee socks) walks over to them with the biggest slices of pizza I’ve ever seen.”

That’s what she said.: Tales from D.C.

Somehow this woman managed to get a pretty full DC experience in a weekend: crazy homeless guys, drunks in Adams Morgan, Georgetown shopping, kickball, jumbo slice, the White House…kudos, lady.





Jul 2
“…to me a vagina would always look like “a canned ham dropped from a great height.” Dan Savage